Until the FBI raided his office, home and hotel room in April, President Donald Trumpâ€™s longtime personal lawyer Michael Cohen was known mostly for his star turns on cable television as his clientâ€™s most cringe-worthy defender, along with his spectacularly unsuccessful effort to silence a porn actress who claims to have had an affair with Trump.
How could we have underestimated him so? Cohen, it turns out, is the Swiss Army knife of political fixers, an all-purpose tool to have at hand for just about any situation.
Consider the array of businesses that have turned to him for skills and expertise, some of which he had previously shown no signs of possessing.
The Swiss drug giant Novartis, for instance, offered Cohen, a former personal-injury lawyer with a taxi business on the side, $1.2 million for his advice on health-care policy.
Or thatâ€™s what it said. When, alas, it turned out Cohen would be â€śunable to provide the services that Novartis had anticipated,â€ť the company paid him anyway, a spokeswoman said.
Korea Aerospace Industries says it sought his guidance with reorganizing its internal accounting system. The company insisted, implausibly, that it had no idea Cohenâ€™s firm had a connection to Trump when it paid him $150,000. At the time, it also happened to be bidding on a U.S. contract with Lockheed Martin for training jets while also juggling an embezzlement scandal.
In the estimation of AT&T, Cohenâ€™s â€śinsights into understanding the new administrationâ€ť - which included advice on how to win approval of its $85 billion merger with Time Warner, a deal that Trump criticized on the campaign trail - were worth $600,000, according to reporting Thursday by The Post. Whatever guidance he gave must not have worked: The Justice Department has filed suit to block the deal. And then there is the eyebrow-raising $500,000 Cohen collected to advise Columbus Nova - an investment firm that also manages money for Russian billionaire Viktor Vekselberg - on real estate investments.
It remains to be seen whether any of this is illegal or merely unseemly.
That will depend on what, precisely, these companies got for their money. Also potentially of interest to investigators is whether Cohen made any misstatements in the bank records of Essential Consultants, the richly apt name he gave the company - through which he handled both his hush-money payment to adult-film actress Stormy Daniels, and his new business of offering his multivaried talents to eager, high-paying clients.
What it does show is that the game in Washington never really changes. The only things that shift from election to election are the most sought-after players.
That is because relationships are the lubricant of influence. When Trump won, the traditional rosters of lobbyists - ex-congressmen, lawyers from white-shoe firms, former congressional staffers - were of little use in figuring out and gaining access to a band of outsiders who came to town vowing to demolish the old order.
Cohen was not the only Trump insider to see a chance to cash in, after his hopes for a job with the new administration were dashed. The presidentâ€™s former campaign manager, Corey Lewandowski, along with former Trump aide Barry Bennett, also opened a consulting firm, which quickly had more business than it could handle. â€śIt was like shooting fish in the barrel,â€ť Bennett told The Post.
Nor is Team Trump unique in seizing these opportunities. President Barack Obama had not been in office a month before his 2008 campaign manager, David Plouffe, was paid $50,000 to give a speech in Azerbaijan to a group with close ties to that repressive government.
Plouffe insisted he was there â€śas a private citizen, so all Iâ€™m doing is talking about elections, and the Internet and democracy.â€ť Who would have thought that Eurasia would have such interest in the intricacies of the Iowa caucuses? Amid criticism that his presence was part of a campaign to burnish the governmentâ€™s image, Plouffe announced he would give his speaking fee to pro- democracy groups.
Pay-to-play is an old tradition that goes at least as far back as the Teapot Dome scandal, and probably further. What, if anything, Cohenâ€™s business dealings will tell us about the current Russia investigation remains anyoneâ€™s guess.
But they have illuminated the fact that Washington continues to have a most durable ecosystem: The swamp is never drained; it just gets taken over by different reptiles.
Karen Tumulty is a Washington Post columnist covering national politics. She joined The Post in 2010 from Time magazine and has also worked at the Los Angeles Times.